Some Interesting Stuff I've Heard/Picked Up Around Shanghai

You know how they say "a picture's worth a thousand words?" Well, this one sure has its own story to tell. Ok, maybe not, my parents had to tell me the story. If they didn't, I'd have never expected this to be so interesting.


Anything special about this picture? Not really, except the lady's kind of hot ;P.

Anyhow, that's not the point. The statues look ordinary and not particularly special or anything, you'd never expect this to be the victim of theft.

That's right, kiddies, theft. Apparently, the boy or a different, 3rd statue used to hold a cellphone in hand. Up until someone decided they'd like to add a bronze cellphone to their own twisted collection, so they chipped it off the statue. I guess the statue was replaced with a tennis racket instead.

Still Not Enough

It's been a bit over 2 weeks since I moved to Shanghai, and though I must say I've been a little bit more active in learning Chinese and looking for a job, it really still isn't enough. The more I look into a job, the more I see how seemingly futile and pointless it is to find anything in the sea of candidates and positions. It really drives a sense of despair that is making me question whether there is anymore point to searching for a job. My hopes of being fluent in English does not have as much value here as I hoped it would. Searching through jobs has made me wonder if I should just take whatever positions I can find or actually look for something I want to do. Even with potential feedback, interviews must still be conquered through to have any chance of getting a job. I have not even received any hint of reply back from anyone since I started applying (except from that one scam).

But I guess this is the crucial point that separates the winners from the losers, the doers from the quitters. Will I have enough strength to keep going, to persist through this task that seems to bear no fruit? Just got to redouble my efforts and hope something comes out of all this. Got to do everything with more frequency and intensity: study Chinese, study Economics, study Shanghai, study China, study how the real life workplace works, research industries, and all that good stuff.

Ok, better stop goofing off and get back to studying Chinese right now.

Random Thoughts

-I was pretty surprised that a lot of people here have 3-character names. I used to think everyone in China miraculously only had 2-character names, as in 1 character for a surname, and 1 for their name.

-Also, I was surprised that a lot of Chinese people here don't have a really hard to understand accent. I thought everyone spoke with a heavy, "curled-tongue" accent. Was I wrong!

-I didn't find the po-jay-chou chips in the supermarket near my house, but I DID find Jay Chou drinks! Hahaha, it never stops. Also, the store was having a Jay Chou marathon since it only played Jay Chou songs.

-Chinese people are such craaaazy drivers that even shopping carts are 4-wheel drive! ;]

Too Much, Too Little

I've got so much I want to write about, but too little effort to write them. They just keep piling up, hahah.

1. First thing I'll mention is that I'm afraid of buying anything, because everything is so CHEAP relative to US prices. I'm even tempted to buy juice/tea/coffee/soda in those vending machines on the street just because they cost less than USD $.50 once you make the conversion.

Lesson in Economics: Well, not so much a lesson, but explaining a common mistake people may make. You can switch up the countries and conditions, but the idea's the same. If you go from the US to China, the dollar's exchange rate is currently about 6.8 RMB, so it'll seem like everything's cheaper in China when things cost only parts of what they did back in the US. For example, a can of soda may cost $.50 in the US and 2 RMB in China. If you convert 2 RMB into a USD amount, that's only about $.29, and the can of soda is thus "cheap".

Though TECHNICALLY this is true, you have to remember that the standards of living are different among both countries. Just because you get paid $500 a month in the US for some job doesn't mean you'll be paid the same here in China. It's kind of like converting the temperature from Fahrenheit to Celsius, then saying the height of the mercury on the resulting Celsius scale measures up to a low temperature on the Fahrenheit scale, so it must be cold.

2. There are SOOOOO many parks here; that was one of the first things I noticed when I was looking at the map of Shanghai from the airport. My parents said it's all part of China's going green program. Which also leads to the next point...

3. Bags in stores (supermarkets, shops, clothing, etc.) are all sold... Sure, they seem cheap, but they add up to a drink here and there. This is to help reduce the need to litter and increase awareness of taking care of the environment. I wish was implemented in the US already! Not that I'm such an environmentalist, but it's a pretty good idea. How hard is it to carry a bag to shop? You're going to need to carry it home, anyway.

4. Magic is really popular here. Liu Chien, a Taiwanese magician, apparently helped stir the interest in China. There's an "American Idol"-like show that judges street magicians and present them little gifts. Then there's another show which is more formal, and Liu Chien is among a panel of judges judging people's performances. Some of these performances weren't even magic tricks, and when criticized as such, the performers some times got ridiculously angry.

Among the two I remember, 1 was doing all kinds of crazy shuffling tricks with a deck of cards, but it wasn't anything along MAGIC tricks, and when Liu Chien said so, the guy got all angry and threw the entire deck of cards on the stage then walked off. As for the other case, this guy was dressed as a clown and doing tricks. When Liu Chien (and another magician judge) asked what does his outfit have to do with his act, the performer gave some answer they didn't like, and the performer went on to rant about how he saw through all of Liu Chien's magic tricks and went on to reveal ON STAGE how many tricks are done (all this was cut out by the show, though; they just fast-forwarded all that talk and typed words on the screen). Liu Chien then said it doesn't matter whether someone sees through his magic tricks, but anyone who dispells the magic of magic tricks has no right to be a magician. That seemed to make a lot of sense, even to me, someone who isn't a magician.

Anyhow, if you get a chance, go YouTube or find some way to watch Liu Chien; he's pretty good, alright. And a pretty funny guy.

5. On TV, there's this show (or shows) to help prevent scams. They interview "scammees" and "scammers", like this one guy who got tricked into paying "Shipping and Handling fees" for a "prize" he "won" on an online game. Turns out the link stating he won a prize wasn't from the game at all; it was just a scam that faked its ad to look similar to the game's webpage design. Pretty interesting show.
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6. There are Jay Chou potato chips here! I found it so amusing, I proceeded to call them "Po-jay-chou Chips!" Isn't that brilliant?!

Cough Cough

Oh man, I think I slept all day today. Still feeling a bit under the weather. Might have caught a cold from the whole motorbike ordeal a couple of days ago, or just too much smog, smoke, or whatever.

Anyhow, nothing eventful to report, so I might as well put up some random stuff:

1. You know, what with all the horns blaring in traffic, I'm surprised I haven't seen even one accident yet. I guess everyone here has just become incredibly good at maneuvering and dodging each other.

2. There used to be a chef about my age that lived with my parents here in this apartment. His name was Lin. I heard some stories about him here now and then, mostly of how my mom abused him, haha.

For example, one of the rice bowls has a crack at the inside bottom of the bowl. My mom would purposely give Lin that bowl all the time. One day, as he ate and reached the bottom of the bowl, he said, "That's odd; how come every time I eat to the bottom, I always get this same bowl?" My mom then replied, "That's because I always make sure to give you that bowl!" It's sad, but I can't help but laugh every time I think of this story.

3. I went to another "Target" store yesterday to buy clothes and stuff. Most of the shops here are pretty cool, since they have like 3 levels. One level is usually like a supermarket with produce, and the other 2 levels hold stuff like electronic appliances, clothes, etc. This particular one I went to was playing a couple of Jay Chou and S.H.E. songs. Right then and there, I dubbed that store as AWESOME. My sister should go there some time. :D